Ford: Wanna sext?

Eva: What the…

Ford: Bryce just went down and daddy has some alone time. I know you wanna since I couldn’t take you home with me tonight.

Eva: Ah. I see. What’s wrong with good old fashioned phone sex?

Ford: Bryce is a super light sleeper. Don’t want to risk waking her up to the sounds of…well, you know. Plus I’ve never sexted before and I thought you’d like to pop my cherry.

Eva: I’ve never sexted either.

Ford: Look at us! Losing our sexting virginity to each other.

Ford: Hang on, let me go put on some Counting Crows.

Eva: God how cheesy were we? Pretending to be Reese Witherspoon and Ryan what’s-his-name. Cruel Intentions wasn’t even that great of a movie.

Ford: I remember it being good. The sex. The movie was meh.

Eva: The sex was really good, wasn’t it?

Ford: I was there, so yes. Let’s do it again.

Eva: You naked?

Ford: Not yet.

Eva: Opposed to sending nudes?

Ford: Nope.

Ford: Wait, should I be? No one’s ever asked me for nudes before.

Eva: Your nudes will be safe with me. 

Ford: Hang on

Ford: [Picture of myself shirtless in bed, thumb crooked in the waistband of my sweatpants, shitty Ryan Reynolds impersonation smolder-type expression]

Eva: Yep I’m in for the sexting. Good thing you caught me—I was just about to PTFO.

Ford: At nine? On a Friday?

Eva: The horror, I know. I’m beat. Can you type with just one hand?

Ford: We’re about to find out. Cost of entry is a pic of you.

Eva: [Picture of her propped up against the pillows in bed, strap of her tank top hanging off her shoulder. Outline of her nipple visible through the tank. Amazing, effortless smolder-type expression, tugging on button lip with teeth]

Ford: Fuck why are you so much better at this than me?

Eva: Pull the sweats down…

Ford: Down. My dick is out to play. Baby I’m HARD

Ford: We’re in my kitchen. Just the two of us. You’re wearing my shirt like you were that morning. No panties. Leftover whipped cream on the counter.

Eva: Food porn in the literal sense.

Ford: Your kind of fantasy. Take off that tank top.

Eva: [Picture of her bare tits propped up over her tank top]

Ford: my god

Eva: Okay. So I’m standing with my hip against the counter. I dip my finger into the cream and put it in your mouth.

Ford: I swirl my tongue around your finger. Give it a slow gentle suck

Ford: Then I kiss you and do the same to your tongue.

Eva: Then you dip your first two fingers into the cream. Mouth still on mine, you back me against the counter. Your hand goes low and you cup my pussy. 

Eva: You tell me you’re going to eat me for dessert. I tell you you’re being cheesy, but I part my legs a little, and you take it as an invitation. You run your thumb up and down my seam, 

Ford: Okay yeah you’re really good at this

Eva: I’m the author aren’t I [purple demon Emoji with wicked smile]

Ford: Fuck you’re wet. So I rub the cream onto your clit. Back and forth, covering it. Circling it. You make these noises.

Eva: What noises?

Ford: These little panting gasps. I fucking love it because it means you’re losing yourself to me.

Eva: Like I am now?

Ford: You touching yourself?

Eva: Yeah

Ford: Christ

Ford: Okay so I grab you and lift you onto the countertop. I grip your knees and hold them apart while I duck down and lick the cream off your pussy. You taste so good baby. Sweet and salty

Eva: I unbutton the shirt

Eva: It falls open, and I start to touch my nipples.

Eva: [Picture of her thumbing her nipple]

Ford: [Picture of my dick in my hand]

Ford: I lick you back to front. You put your heels on the edge of the countertop so you’re spread nice and wide

Eva: I watch you go down on me and put the other hand on the top of your head. Run my fingers through your hair.

Eva: You grunt

Eva: You suck on my clit

Ford: I lick lower, curling my tongue inside your pussy. You like that

Eva: So much

Eva: Ford

Ford: Yeah?

Eva: I like you so much. This is fun.

Ford: You’re welcome. I’m just sorry I can’t be there. Like we can’t actually be together. 

Eva: Bryce comes first. We can work around the rest [winky face Emoji]

Ford: Good thing we’ve got great imaginations

Eva: And everyone told us our English majors would be worthless…

Ford: Idiots. We should’ve never listened. So yeah I’m licking your pussy, but then I take more whipped cream on my fingers and spread it over your nipples. You pull my hair when I stop licking you. But then your head falls back when I take one nipple in my mouth and bite down on it.

Eva: Teeth

Eva: Oh god yes

Eva: Ford I’m going to come soon

Ford: Hold the fuck on. I’m making this last and so will you. Understood?

Eva: Yeah it’s just hard

Ford: Heh that’s what she said

Eva: Had to sneak that one in there didn’t you? So you’re biting down on my nipples. I have your cock in my hand now that I can reach it. I use my thumb to play with your precum. No wait I use my thumb to put some cream on it…then I slide off the counter and get on my knees and take you into my mouth. Savoring you

Ford: Yes

Ford: Yes

Ford: Yes

Eva: I cup your balls in my other hand and look at you while I suck your dick

Eva: I take you all the way to the back of my throat. I reach around and put my hands on your ass and guide you even deeper. 

Ford: K now I’m going to come. I love the head you give. Best of my life no question. Gotta change positions

Eva: Go for it.

Ford: Maybe the wood floor is hurting your knees. So I ask you if you’re still into anal play…

Eva: YES

Ford: Cool cool 

Ford: So I put my hand in your hair and give it a tug. You moan. Get on your fucking feet I tell you, and you do. I spin you around and bend you over the countertop. I use my leg to spread yours. Lay the fuck down I tell you and you flatten your torso against the countertop.

Ford: Actually bend over in bed and take a picture of your pussy and ass so I can see them

Eva: [Picture of her doing exactly that]

Ford: FUCKKKKKKKKKK

Eva: You’d better not let Bryce have your phone tomorrow

Ford: No shit

Ford: This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

Eva: So you’ve got me bent over the countertop…

Ford: Right shit sorry okay so I bend you over. I decide to take off your shirt and I throw it somewhere. I run my hand down your back, and you shiver.

Eva: Then you smack my ass. Once.

Ford: Naughty girl.

Eva: You smack it again, and the sound is loud. I hiss and you tell me to be fucking quiet.

Ford: I massage the places where I smack you, soothing the skin, because it stings. But you like that.

Ford: I’ve got lube in a drawer nearby because this is my fantasy and in my fantasy I keep lube in every room in my house.

Eva: As one does.

Ford: Indeed. So I put the bottle of lube on the countertop beside your head so you can see it. But I don’t use it. Because I’m guiding my dick into your pussy first. You whimper when I thrust. I fist your hair in my hand and pull you against me while I pound into you a few times.

Eva: I go up on my toes

Eva: Wanting you deeper

Eva: And that kind of pisses you off because I’m keeping up, but you want to dominate.

Ford: Fuck yeah I do. I want to make you come apart at the seams. Totally lose your shit.

Ford: I open the lube and coat a couple fingers with it. I use one to play with your asshole while I slow my thrusts. I guide it inside you and I sink in easily. You’re panting and I feel your pussy tightening around me.

Eva: Shiiiit

Eva: I like that

Ford: You do. You’re ready. Let’s say we warmed you up a little the night before so you’d be ready for my dick today. Because you want my dick inside you. Everywhere. You want me to have you. 

Eva: I do

Ford: So I sink another finger inside you. This makes you go still but you tell me it’s okay so

Eva: It’s more than okay. You thrust your fingers and hips in time. I tell you I want more, even though it hurts a little, and you tell me that’s what you’ll give me. So you pull your dick out and circle it over my clit, making me tremble

Ford: I coat my dick in lube

Ford: You moan when the head touches your rim. You’re so beautiful from this angle.

Eva: You go in slowly at first. Holding my hair in your fist while you swivel your hips, careful not to hurt me but intent to have me like this. Sinking in inch by inch.

Eva: The pressure is unreal. It hurts at first but I like it. A lot

Eva: It feels taboo. You fucking me in the ass in your kitchen in front of the window.

Ford: The window! Right. Let’s say anyone can see in

Ford: But we don’t care

Eva: We’re too lost to each other

Ford: I am so lost in you, you have no idea. You’re tight baby. So fucking tight I have never felt anything like it.

Eva: You sink all the way in. There are tears in my eyes, and you stop. You ask if I’m okay but I tell you this is exactly what I wanted. The pain. Because sometimes I like it to hurt.

Ford: [Picture of my huge cock throbbing in my hand]

Eva: God you’re gorgeous

Ford: I rear back. Roll my hips forward. Your hole loosens a little so you don’t resist me as much. We both are fucking shouting and moaning and jesuzzzzz I really am going to come

Eva: Me too

Eva: So close

Eva: I’m gonna finish with my vibrator

Ford: Do it

Eva: Okay I have it.

Ford: My dick’s in your ass but my fingers are on your clit. I rub them just like you’re rubbing yourself right now

Ford: *rub your clit I mean

Eva: Ford

Ford: Pic

Eva: [Picture of her with her vibrator on her pussy, her hand playing with her other nipple]

Ford: That’s it

Ford: I’m coming

Eva: You play with my clit while you start thrusting 

Ford: I’m coming

Eva: You grunt

Ford: I’m comi

Eva: You say my name

Eva: You come inside my asshole

Ford: [Blurry picture of my chest and a tissue]

Eva: [Better picture of her face, mouth open, eyes closed]

Ford: Wow

Eva: That got real dirty real fast. Loved it.

Ford: Me too. Sexting is hot. I get why all the cool kids are doing it.

Eva: How are you feeling?

Ford: Sticky.

Eva: Ha. 

Ford: I miss you.

Eva: This is a shitty thing to admit over text

Eva: But I’m really glad I have you. To try on all these new things with.

Ford: New things? Parenthood? DILFs?

Eva: [Crying laughing Emoji]

Eva: Yes. Exactly. Although doesn’t mean I’m not scared out of my mind. Again, shitty thing to admit over text, but…

Ford: I’m scared too. But I think you’re going to do great. I think we’re going to be great, E.

Ford: Mostly because we’re so compatible re: our feelings on anal.

Eva: Mind in the gutter.

Ford: Mind on you. Always.

Eva: I think that orgasm just sent me over the edge. Just got super sleepy. Gonna get cleaned up and hit the hay.

Ford: Thanks for this. Appreciate you “working around it”

Eva: I’ll work it all right.

Ford: Night you cheeseball.

Eva: Goodnight Ford. Sleep well.

Ford: Oh and Eva?

Eva: Yeah?

Ford: Next time you spend the night—you’re making that whipped cream again.

Eva: Now who’s the cheeseball?

Ford: See? We’re a match made in (anal) heaven.